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🇹🇭 Thai · Fluency Level 1

PART 2 · LESSON 18 OF 30 · 30 MINUTES

The Boat-Noodle Joke

Uncle Boon's stall, Golf telling the oldest joke on the river: one day a foreigner comes to a boat-noodle stall; and then; when he sees the bowl he asks, why is the bowl so small; and the uncle answers; patience, the uncle looks at the bowl, and then says; not the end yet; well, the boat was small; the punchline always comes last, tell it again, Captain: how a joke is told, with the point last.

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THE STORY

Uncle Boon's boat-noodle stall at the night market at the mouth of the soi, the regulars round the table: Golf, Tee and Jack speak as friends, no particle, and the stall calls Jack Captain.

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มี อยู่ วัน นึง,mii yùu wan nueng,one day, the opening of every joke: have, there is, day, one
มี อยู่ วัน นึง, ฝรั่ง มา ร้าน ก๋วยเตี๋ยว เรือ.mii yùu wan nueng, fà-ràng maa ráan kǔay-tǐao ruea.One day a foreigner comes to a boat-noodle stall.
แล้ว ไง ต่อ?láeo ngai tàw?And then?
พอ เห็น ชาม ก็ ถาม,phaw hěn chaam kâw thǎam,when he sees the bowl he asks: the word for enough, see, bowl, the word for also, ask
พอ เห็น ชาม ก็ ถาม, ทำไม ชาม เล็ก จัง?phaw hěn chaam kâw thǎam, tham-mai chaam lék jang?When he sees the bowl he asks, why is the bowl so small?
แล้ว ลุง ตอบ ว่า?láeo lung tàawp wâa?And the uncle answers?
ใจ เย็น เย็น. ลุง มอง ชาม, แล้ว ก็ บอก ว่า...jai yen yen. lung mawng chaam, láeo kâw bàawk wâa...Patience. The uncle looks at the bowl, and then says...
ยัง ไม่ จบ เหรอ?yang mâi jòp rǒe?Not the end yet?
ก็ เรือ มัน เล็ก ไง.kâw ruea man lék ngai.Well, the boat was small.
มุก อยู่ ท้าย เสมอ. เล่า ใหม่ สิ, กัปตัน.múk yùu tháai sà-mǒe. lâo mài sì, kàp-tan.The punchline always comes last. Tell it again, Captain.