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🇹🇭 Thai · Fluency Level 1

PART 3 · LESSON 28 OF 30 · 30 MINUTES

The First Joke

Jack's first joke in Thai, at Uncle Boon's stall: a foreigner orders som tam not spicy; go on; one bite, and he cries; and what does she say; this is Thai not-spicy; flat, flatter than the river in the hot season; an old joke, I heard it from my father; but the straight face was good, I laughed, you pass: judging a joke, and the comparison made from those words.

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THE STORY

Uncle Boon's boat-noodle stall at the mouth of the soi, a night in April, Golf, Nui and Uncle Boon round the table: Jack speaks as a friend with Golf, no particle, and says the polite word to Uncle Boon and Nui; Uncle Boon says Uncle for I and calls Jack Captain.

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ฝรั่ง คน นึง สั่ง ส้มตำ ไม่ เผ็ด.fà-ràng khon nueng sàng sôm-tam mâi phèt.A foreigner orders som tam not spicy.
แล้ว ไง ต่อ?láeo ngai tàw?Go on.
กัด คำ เดียว, ร้องไห้ เลย.kàt kham diao, ráawng-hâi loei.One bite, and he cries.
แล้ว ป้า ว่า ไง?láeo pâa wâa ngai?And what does she say?
นี่ แหละ ไม่ เผ็ด แบบ ไทย.nîi làe mâi phèt bàaep thai.This is Thai not-spicy.
แป้ก. แป้ก กว่า แม่น้ำ หน้าร้อน.pâek. pâek kwàa mâe-náam nâa-ráawn.Flat. Flatter than the river in the hot season.
มุก เก่า. ลุง ได้ยิน จาก พ่อ.múk kào. lung dâai-yin jàak phâw.An old joke. I heard it from my father.
แต่ หน้า ตาย ดี. นุ้ย ขำ, ผ่าน.tàe nâa taai dii. núi khǎm, phàan.But the straight face was good. I laughed: you pass.